Greetings readers!
Some of you may know how utterly, stupidly, and hopelessly in love with my new kitten I am. I’ve already rubbed all her fur off.
Some of you may have seen photos already. But those photos are garbage. Trash! Refuse! Rubbish! Permits! The photos included here are so cute and so dangerously adorable the local authorities informed me it would be a crime against Capital Itself to not monetize them.
Since the very last thing I’d ever want to do is commit a crime, in order to see these photos, you’ll need to subscribe to my premium option. Top tier kitty nudes are a bonus for checking in on the Rational Lambpoon.
Be warned. I held my breath for two minutes watching her chase her tail and barely only kept from passing out. I only didn’t because she eventually caught it.
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